The District Sleeps Alone Tonight

Married. Johnny Cupcakes. Houston. Dachshunds. Cycling. Running. Beaches. Atheist. Freethinker.

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart’s moving opening monologue from The Daily Show’s first post-9/11 episode.

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honeystopthecar:

I think that I may have to be coked out Pam for Halloween

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

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funnyordie:

Pug Instantly Regrets Being Adopted
What mockery is this?

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